National Corvette Museum & Cruise
Aug 1, 2009 - Aug 1, 2009

EXTRA - EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!

AUGUST 1, 2009, Approx 9:45AM, CDT, Bowling Green, KY

Snakes Invade and Take Over The National Corvette Museum.

 

 

Some witnesses even went so far as to state that upon arrival of the Snakes on the parking lot of the Museum, Corvettes were heard crying and squirming like little girls all over the place, undisclosed sources reported. It was rumored that on the area of Corvettes waiting to be delivered inside of the Museum, the ZR1s had leaked out all of their coolant, how truly embarrasing. More details of the incident coming soon. Stay tuned for more.



 

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